Just because you have to ask for help every now and then, it doesn't make you any less of a person. You'll always be a bonehead and that's something people have come to expect of you. Don't fail them now!
If you relationship seems to be going nowhere, it may be time to take a break. Not a forever break, but just a teensy break ... at least long enough to get out with the friendlies have a little fun.
If you're having trouble hanging on to money, try putting it in the bank, genius. Your excessive spending will catch up with you eventually and nothing will save you from the millions of phone calls from angry creditors.
You are long overdue for a dose of relaxation and pampering; maybe a specially-planned weekend away will do the trick. Here, take this trip to a sunny, warm location, drink some frozen drinks with little straws, and call me in the morning.
People are more likely to see things your way if you makeit look like you're seeing things their way. Nothing makes someone more agreeable than thinking you're doing what they want. The key word here is, “thinking!”
Someone close to you is going through a rough time and may be wallowing in self-pity. There is little you can do about it except make sure they know you're there for them. Remember when you went through your down-and-out phase?
Your assertive approach at work may win you a few enemies. But, who cares? It doesn't matter if the little peons like you or not, as long as you continue kissing the boss' bee-hind, you're good, right?
It is very important to recognize your own limitations, and not take on something for which you are not equipped. In your case, this involves anything that requires more than three brain cells.
Don't believe everything you hear and make sure to check your facts. That is, of course, unless you've gotten your info from a very reliable source ... like a gossip magazine. If you read it in a tabloid it must be right!
Your frustration and bad feelings won't just go away because you ignore them. Kind of like annoying people. The more you try to ignore them, the more they feel they need to fill the empty space with their meaningless drivel.
Use your imagination and ingenuity to make the right impression with those around you, especially in the workplace. In other words, lie. Hey, it's written in the stars, you know! Lying to get ahead is a good work ethic.
You've got a craving for something different, which could have a negative effect on something or someone dear to you. Want some advice? Well, you're going to get it anyway. Just be happy with what you have.
  
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