Think before you act. Whether you're thinking of a new job, a new investment, or just a new hairstyle, consider the consequences before you take the leap. Think about it - the mullet would have never been invented if people thought before they cut.
Common sense and the love of a home with four walls and a ceiling not made of cardboard dictate that you stick with your bill-paying, 9-to-5 job. If you're feeling restless and need a creative outlet, take up basket-weaving or berry-picking.
Your leadership qualities are enviable. No one can boss the hordes around like you. Just don't let the power go too far to your head. It may blow up like a big, hairy balloon and hurt innocent bystanders when it bursts.
Money is important to you. But, mindless spending will get you nowhere. Instead of spending every last penny on needless material items, put some aside for a rainy day. You never know when you're going to need it.
Many say you are forever young because you never stop exploring and enjoying life. Others say you're forever young because you just act like a little child. But, whining and crying will only get you so far. Try the art of subtle manipulation.
It's time to pack your bags, bring your goldfish to the neighbor's house and have your sister pick up your mail. You're going on a much-needed and long-overdue vacation! Relax, enjoy and don't forget to wipe everyone's nose in it when you get home.
Use your, uh, persuasive qualities to flatter and attend to your romantic interest. Back rubs, foot massages and nice dinners out will keep you and your flame burning brightly. Just be sure you have a fire extinguisher on hand.
You're almost as hard on others as you are on yourself. Instead of finding and pointing out everyone's littlest flaw, step back and realize that the human race thrives on disorder and imperfection. Embrace the chaos!
Don't be such a flirt. Sure, you're fun to be around and a blast at parties, but you don't have to always be the center of attention, especially where the opposite sex is concerned. Learn to hold back a little and you'll be even more attractive.
You are a very determined achiever, but you've been neglecting yourself lately. It's great to have goals and work toward them, but you need to relax. Besides, you can't enjoy the benefits of your hard work if you're too tired and stressed out.
You love nature, but you haven't gotten out to see it much. Enjoy the nice days. Take a walk on the beach, or trek up Mission Hill. Not only will you feel happy with your first love, the outdoors, but you'll get a little exercise, too.
Rules were made to be broken, or at least bent to the point of breaking. So, don't feel bad about a little misstep or two. You don't always have to color inside the lines, you know. Sometimes it's nice to just get out and enjoy life.
  
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