Your popularity is on the rise. At times like this it is important to be gracious to those around you, or you could be removing a knife from your back - not the best of fashion accessories, though you'd probably be a big hit at the Halloween party.
Someone has been spouting off at the mouth and your feelings have been hurt. Quit your whining and get them back by spreading even nastier rumors about them! Watch out, Darwin ... now it's all about survival of the meanest!
That special someone needs a little extra attention right now. So, at least put down the video game or set it for two players ... nothing says quality time like yelling at the television and slamming down the controller like a big baby!
You are a bargain hunter at heart. But, remember that junk is still junk no matter how little it costs. So, next time you wake up at 4 am to hit a big yard sale, remember this ... those people are selling junk out of their garage, not priceless treasures.
It's time to bite the bullet and realize you are an adult, so start acting like one. This doesn't mean you can't have your Fruit Loops each morning, just spend a little less time on recess and nap time and learn to share your Play-doh.
Pat yourself on the back once in awhile. You have a vivid imagination that works in your favor, but stop speaking in that cartoon-like voice - no one wants to hear it. In fact, it makes people feel like hitting you over the head with an Acme anvil.
You have never been a timid individual, so why are you acting like one now? Your love-life is blossoming, yet you are hiding in the closet. Let your feelings show, everyone deserves to be rejected once in awhile ...
Quit being so wrapped up in yourself and take a look around. Whether it's a homeless person on the street or a cousin who needs a ride, someone is in need. You can spend the other 95 percent of your time staring in the mirror.
People envy your style, but don't take it too far. Looking nice doesn't have to break the bank, save that for your gambling problem. Being a fashion plate won't benefit you if you live in a cardboard box ... no closets!
Follow your gut instinct for those tough choices. Mulling over things will do nothing but waste precious time you could be using for quality lounging or watching Survivor reruns. If all else fails, "enie, meenie, minie, mo" always works.
You have been bored traveling this path for some time. Try something new, such as a nature walk. You've got nothing to lose except getting lost in the woods and being eaten by a bear as a crazed mountain man chases you. How bad could that be?
Hard work is not paying off for you. You've worked yourself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty. Maybe it's time to try your luck at the lottery. Just be sure to bring your lucky rabbit foot, four-leafed clover and horseshoe.
  
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